Which fashion faux paus' have you fallen victim to?

OMG! I just heard this story that made the bile rise into my throat! My coworker was just telling me how he saw this kid in all his current fashionista skinny-pants glory, walking down their street. From the back was the usual skinny pants barf-fest, the pants so small that they don't fit over the butt, and have to be buttoned below it, so it's all underwear showing (ew). Well this one wasn't wearing a shirt, so as my coworker passes he happens to glance in his rear view mirror and sees this afro of pubic hair rising from the front of his pants. They were so low that his whole mane down there was showing. BARF! BARF! BARF! Why does anyone dress like this?? I'm so so grossed out now, and I can't even imagine the damage that would have caused my psyche to see it in person. Think of the children! Isn't that indecent exposure? It should be, because that, my friends, is INDECENT!