Friday, July 24, 2009
Which fashion faux paus' have you fallen victim to?
OMG! I just heard this story that made the bile rise into my throat! My coworker was just telling me how he saw this kid in all his current fashionista skinny-pants glory, walking down their street. From the back was the usual skinny pants barf-fest, the pants so small that they don't fit over the butt, and have to be buttoned below it, so it's all underwear showing (ew). Well this one wasn't wearing a shirt, so as my coworker passes he happens to glance in his rear view mirror and sees this afro of pubic hair rising from the front of his pants. They were so low that his whole mane down there was showing. BARF! BARF! BARF! Why does anyone dress like this?? I'm so so grossed out now, and I can't even imagine the damage that would have caused my psyche to see it in person. Think of the children! Isn't that indecent exposure? It should be, because that, my friends, is INDECENT!
Shoes
I happen to be wearing my new heels to work today, yes the ones with four inch heels that make me approximately 6'1". I know that I am guilty of calling heels like this "hooker heels" or "slut shoes", not that I mean it because I wear high heels a lot, just that it seems like society frowns upon super high heels in certain places. For instance, work - I've seen many an MSN Careerbuilder blog that says not to wear super high heels to interviews, wear conservative shoes; also church, wouldn't all the church ladies gasp! if someone wore over a 3.5 incher to services! Now I have noticed that the rules change depending on build. Short women can get away with high heels where taller women, like myself, it's just too shocking; most likely because I am taller than most men with them on it tends to drown the inner short-man syndrome with gasoline and spark just enough to light a fire they had long ago tried to suppress.
My point is this, passing judgment on other people based on their appearance is a long debated topic, one that most of us try to avoid yet still do regardless, but really shoes? Why is there such a stigma on footwear? Does a 1/2 inch more of a heel really make us look like whores? NO!! Shoes are not immodest or outrageous! They are simply shoes! Hell, they go on our feet for gripes sakes!!!! So in response to this baseless and bonkers thought process, I will be wearing my high heels wherever I want, to the office, if I ever go into a church again, hell probably at my wedding! They are my feet and I will cover them in what I will, if you would like to gasp! in horror over my shoes or label me, feel free, it will be the perfect opportunity for me to justify all of the shameless and slanderous gossiping I will do about you later lol. Eventually, hopefully, people will be more concerned with being introspective and improving themselves rather than judging others for their footwear :) Until then, REBEL YELL!!!! :-)
My point is this, passing judgment on other people based on their appearance is a long debated topic, one that most of us try to avoid yet still do regardless, but really shoes? Why is there such a stigma on footwear? Does a 1/2 inch more of a heel really make us look like whores? NO!! Shoes are not immodest or outrageous! They are simply shoes! Hell, they go on our feet for gripes sakes!!!! So in response to this baseless and bonkers thought process, I will be wearing my high heels wherever I want, to the office, if I ever go into a church again, hell probably at my wedding! They are my feet and I will cover them in what I will, if you would like to gasp! in horror over my shoes or label me, feel free, it will be the perfect opportunity for me to justify all of the shameless and slanderous gossiping I will do about you later lol. Eventually, hopefully, people will be more concerned with being introspective and improving themselves rather than judging others for their footwear :) Until then, REBEL YELL!!!! :-)
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Things
THINGS THAT MADE ME SMILE
When my 5 year old nephew asks if we have a breath mint because he forgot to brush his teeth that morning.
When same nephew is brushing his teeth later at my house and asks if the toothpaste will be "spicy", and also wanted to make sure he got to use the same stuff as my husband!!
"thanks a heap coyote ugly, this cactus gram stings even worse than your abandonment"
THINGS THAT MADE ME FROWN
So is it super annoying to anyone else that our President of the United States acts more like a celebrity than a President? I mean do I give a SHIT whether he comments on Michael Jackson's untimely demise? NOT especially so why is it a big deal if he says anything about it or not, and would that be something that any other President would be expected to address? Is it vital to our safety? On MSN's new gossip page it has a picture of the President with the heading Delayed Reaction....WOW well thank god that Barack is super concerned with MJ and his dying lest I think we be worried about N. Korea bombing us in the future woooo!
Dieting blows, I have been dieting for about a month and have lost weight but its super boring and my attention span is like 2 seconds long. Which is why I never diet its boring and too much time concerning oneself with food! So here is to another 4 weeks of salad and dedication to not stop early!!
When my 5 year old nephew asks if we have a breath mint because he forgot to brush his teeth that morning.
When same nephew is brushing his teeth later at my house and asks if the toothpaste will be "spicy", and also wanted to make sure he got to use the same stuff as my husband!!
"thanks a heap coyote ugly, this cactus gram stings even worse than your abandonment"
THINGS THAT MADE ME FROWN
So is it super annoying to anyone else that our President of the United States acts more like a celebrity than a President? I mean do I give a SHIT whether he comments on Michael Jackson's untimely demise? NOT especially so why is it a big deal if he says anything about it or not, and would that be something that any other President would be expected to address? Is it vital to our safety? On MSN's new gossip page it has a picture of the President with the heading Delayed Reaction....WOW well thank god that Barack is super concerned with MJ and his dying lest I think we be worried about N. Korea bombing us in the future woooo!
Dieting blows, I have been dieting for about a month and have lost weight but its super boring and my attention span is like 2 seconds long. Which is why I never diet its boring and too much time concerning oneself with food! So here is to another 4 weeks of salad and dedication to not stop early!!
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