Church

The church people came by last night........Want us to consider having home teachers..........

DST

I just realized that perhaps the reason that alarm clocks (annoyingly) have the hour button right on top that you only have to barely even breathe on to change the time ahead an hour is for Daylight Savings Time. The one time a year that the button is pretty convenient to jump the clock ahead one hour. The sheer ingenuity of alarm clock makers to make this transition even that much easier! Having said that...it's also a miserable nuisance when 6:30am the alarm goes off and you hit snooze only to have it change the time to 7:30 and ultimately make us late for work at least once a month the rest of the year. Well played GE and cohorts, well played.

EWWW

While searching for a coolio new pic for the blog I was working on I let my dog lick my fingers for approximately seven minutes, like I'm a bloody slab of salt! BARF!!! I was totally unaware....yet I was aware. Sick, grody, barfo, etc.... Now my hand is all sticky and I'm still just sitting here... typing ....

BORING

Is it boring to anyone else to see Mom Blogs that show no PERSONALITY whatsoever and only talk about Potty Training, Nap Time, and Crafts? Its making me bored just complaining about the boringness!

Stupid Girl

I was reminded today of the annoying girls that after doing the dirty always ALWAYS say they are pregnant afterwards. They have "symptoms" a day after having sex and always freak themselves out by harping on it for a month A MONTH of listening to how this stupid person had sex and then thinks they are knocked up. Its a month of torture for those of us that have to listen to their "plan" of will they tell the guy? How will they afford this baby? Can they do it alone? Do they love the "father" enough to maybe marry him? HOLY SHIT are you kidding me. There is a HUGE part of me that thinks that these girls want to be pregnant
A) for the drama
B) so that they can say they have a relationship with someone (or had)
C) for the attention it would cause (which just revertes back to A)
Its annoying and I am more than a little confused as to why these girls cant use some form of protection so that for a month we dont have to hear it?? Oh wait they are on BC they are just hoping the sperms are tough swimmers. LAME they need a life, and a perhaps a THERAPIST

MEDIUM

SO I'M WATCHING THE CLOSER "FATE LINES", THIS PARTICULAR EPISODE HAS A PSYCHIC....LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SHOW....BESIDE THE POINT.... NOW WHAT'S TRULY PSYCHIC IS THAT JUST THIS MORNING I WAS TELLING MY OTHER HALF (AMM2) ABOUT HOW I REALLY DO HAVE PSYCHIC ABILITIES.....IT'S JUST THAT THEY ONLY SHOW IN STUPID INSTANCES. I'M NO NOSTRADAMUS BY ANY MEANS. MY FUTURISTIC THOUGHTS CONSIST OF GIFTS I AM GOING TO RECIEVE OR WOMEN THAT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR MY BEST MANFRIEND (MY GAYDAR AS HE SO LOVINGLY PUT IT TODAY, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE NOT GAY IT WAS BECAUSE IT'S GAY OF ME TO DATE A GIRL FOR HIM LOL). ANYWAY IT'S USUALLY PRETTY LAME STUFF. ALTHOUGH THE OTHER HALF MADE FUN, SHE HAD TO ADMIT LATER ON THAT OUR ABILITY TO TELECOMMUNICATE SPOKE VOLUMES ABOUT NOT ONLY MY GIFT, BUT HERS AS WELL. :) OUR TWINTALK ROCKS! BE JEALOUS.

BLUETOOTH BONANZA!!!

SO WE TOTALLY CAN'T BE THE ONLY PEEPS OUT THERE STILL STRUGGLING TO NOT LOL AT THOSE WEARING BLUETOOTH DEVICES. WHO ARE THE PEOPLE SPORTING THESE NOT-SO-ATTRACTIVE FACIAL ELECTRONICS? WELL SO FAR I'VE SEEN THE REAL ESTATE AGENT KICKING THE ROCKS AND PACING AROUND WHILE TALKING INTO THEIR BLUETOOTH - OH YES! TOO LAZY TO PUT YOUR ARM HALFWAY UP AND HOLD THE PHONE, SINCE IT'S NOT LIKE THE FREE HANDS ARE BUSY MULTITASKING. ANOTHER BLUETOOTH ABUSER, THE WT CROWD. YOU KNOW THE TYPE, THE ONES ON DISABILITY THAT CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING SO IMPORTANT GOING ON THAT THEY ABSOLUTELY MUST BE AVAILABLE AT ALL TIMES BY ATTACHING THE PHONE TO THEIR EAR - FUNNILY ENOUGH, THIS CROWD IS CONSTANTLY TALKING INTO THEIR EARPIECE.....TO WHOM I WONDER? SO FAR I HAVE YET TO SEE A SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT PERSON (CEO OF A COMPANY, THE PRESIDENT, ETC.) WITH THE CRAPTACULAR BLUETOOTH IN. LESSONS LEARNED IN THIS, IF YOU CURRENTLY WEAR A BLUETOOTH, ODDS ARE YOU ARE NOT AS AWESOME AS YOU THINK; AND IF YOU'RE THINKING OF OWNING A BLUETOOTH YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DB THAT'S TOO SELF-IMPORTANT TO TALK TO HIS OWN WIFE DURING LUNCH (REFERENCE ABOVE PIC).