Monday, March 2, 2009

BLUETOOTH BONANZA!!!


SO WE TOTALLY CAN'T BE THE ONLY PEEPS OUT THERE STILL STRUGGLING TO NOT LOL AT THOSE WEARING BLUETOOTH DEVICES. WHO ARE THE PEOPLE SPORTING THESE NOT-SO-ATTRACTIVE FACIAL ELECTRONICS? WELL SO FAR I'VE SEEN THE REAL ESTATE AGENT KICKING THE ROCKS AND PACING AROUND WHILE TALKING INTO THEIR BLUETOOTH - OH YES! TOO LAZY TO PUT YOUR ARM HALFWAY UP AND HOLD THE PHONE, SINCE IT'S NOT LIKE THE FREE HANDS ARE BUSY MULTITASKING. ANOTHER BLUETOOTH ABUSER, THE WT CROWD. YOU KNOW THE TYPE, THE ONES ON DISABILITY THAT CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING SO IMPORTANT GOING ON THAT THEY ABSOLUTELY MUST BE AVAILABLE AT ALL TIMES BY ATTACHING THE PHONE TO THEIR EAR - FUNNILY ENOUGH, THIS CROWD IS CONSTANTLY TALKING INTO THEIR EARPIECE.....TO WHOM I WONDER? SO FAR I HAVE YET TO SEE A SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT PERSON (CEO OF A COMPANY, THE PRESIDENT, ETC.) WITH THE CRAPTACULAR BLUETOOTH IN. LESSONS LEARNED IN THIS, IF YOU CURRENTLY WEAR A BLUETOOTH, ODDS ARE YOU ARE NOT AS AWESOME AS YOU THINK; AND IF YOU'RE THINKING OF OWNING A BLUETOOTH YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DB THAT'S TOO SELF-IMPORTANT TO TALK TO HIS OWN WIFE DURING LUNCH (REFERENCE ABOVE PIC).

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